Pepto Bismol

Background
Pep (SCP-011-J) was an unidentified creature that haunted Amish establishments up until 12 years ago, when she was found by the head priest, who tried to exorcise her, but was not powerful enough. She ended up overpowering him and taking his position as head of the settlement. The Amish of that settlement do not know that their priest is long gone and that Pep lives in his abandoned body, and they will continue to not know since they do not use the internet. She is still the leader of these people in Intercourse, PA and bapitizes the children in Gatorade Thirst Quencher Lemon-Lime.

Exorcism
The incantation used to exorcise yourself of her is as follows:


 * "Regna terrae, cantata Deo, psallite Cernunnos, Regna terrae, cantata Dea psallite Aradia. caeli Deus, Deus terrae, Humiliter majestati gloriae tuae supplicamus Ut ab omni infernalium spirituum potestate, Laqueo, and deceptione nequitia, Omnis fallaciae, libera nos, dominates. Exorcizamus you omnis immundus spiritus Omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio, Infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, Omnis and congregatio secta diabolica. Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, dominates, Ut coven tuam secura tibi libertate servire facias, Te rogamus, audi nos! Ut inimicos sanctae circulae humiliare digneris, Te rogamus, audi nos! Terribilis Deus Sanctuario suo, Cernunnos ipse truderit virtutem plebi Suae, Aradia ipse fortitudinem plebi Suae. Benedictus Deus, Gloria Patri, Benedictus Dea, Matri gloria!"

Please contact a trained priest in case this does not work.

The Birth
Daughter of Babylon, Mother of Abominations, she was brought forth into the world sometime during 6 BC - 4 BC. Some historians speculate that she is actually recorded in history, specifically the Bible. Her birth seems to match up with Jesus Christ. Historians theorize that she is actually the Harbinger, the opposite of Jesus, yet born at the same time as him, but in what we would assume to be June.

She was lost track of sometime after her birth, like most babies are.

Currently
Last seen preforming a seance in the woods. Sources say she was trying to contact John F Kennedy in an attempt to see if he knew who took his brain when his body was being transported.

Testimonials
"pep you did not have a ballsack head you looked charming!!!!" - Rose

"ok y'all time to collectively kill pep for calling huey hot" - Bibbo

"Dont be fooled she’s amish" - Bub