Tim

Timothy (Tim [Timmy {Timbo}]) "ya boy" Australia is the server's resident piano boy and all-round Australia endorsement expert.

Hey guess what
They don't know what they're doin.

Likes

 * Music
 * Their friends
 * A nice Chinotto
 * The Album
 * Straya
 * Bling Jizzard and a Fizzard's Gizzard

Dislikes

 * Changing the cocking channel name
 * USA! USA! USA!
 * Spids
 * The 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝, 𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 taste of ᴘᴇᴘꜱɪ
 * When cunts think they're BRITISH

Abilities

 * Tickle the Ivories - 420 Damage
 * Swear in Strayan - confuse enemy
 * Stand - intimidate enemy
 * Call the cops - +1 privilege

Early Life
when they were a yung lad Tim could not figure out if you were supposed to line up on the left or the right if you had a lunch pass, they ultimately discovered that it was much easier 2 just say 'I'll have what he's having"

Childhoon(d)
no

Middle class and rise to power
After lacking the supa to win the annual crannie pinga chew, Tim began their controversial career in Doc Johnson's Great American CHallenge.

Fame {he's got more in him}
After using Jacque Orange to catapult themself to the top of the pops, Tib befriended the ones known as rose & bibbo

Cocaine addiction and fall from glory
See left

Comeback
the kid managed to do it against all odds, after smackin a doobie one too many times they jumped in the cab and darted right into tinsel town (sanity)

The last sneeze
After completing their Phd in uhh..., Tim accidentally chucked so fuckin hard that a black hole was created at the zero-point, (also known as the 'stache)

Murder of the universe
See above and get the gist of it

Present day
Tim now owns a kebab shop in south west crannie and loves it very much
 * Tim got zapped by a nasty wizard and was transmogrified into a disgusting little dogJeff.jpg

Uhhh...

 * Friends with 'big dick' Nic Glic
 * Once out gentian-d gentian
 * Generally omni-agreeable
 * Doesnt know how to operate any weapons apart from a SLAM Launcher
 * Will literally look at you
 * Cannot drive a car, but thats not gonna stop em