Em ily

em ily exists, possibly. perhaps? some young children whisper during sleepovers that if you say something weird even just once she will appear. no one really knows though. ive tried and all i hear is yelling?

oh. thats me yelling. its me. im the em ily.

Loves:
-my cat, cougar,

-my friends

-my cat

-having buff arms

-my cat

-sleeping

-my cat

Does Not Love:
-my friends telling me what kinky shit theyre into. cease. cease this immediately

-not having my cat

-my friends, being sad

-my friends, refusing to take care of themselves and forcing me to be the grandma. stop. love yourselves and take some fucking medicine

Why Are You Here:
once upon a time i was actually invited to talk to people, and then i was so happy to have friends that i never left them alone. then skype died and like a baby sloth i was carried over here.

there are mixed feelings on that

Ways to Make Me Kill You:
steal my fucking cat

Important Info:
I Love My Fucking Friends Even When They Break My GodDamn Heart You Absolute Fuckers